Sorry...

Posted By: daily_blabber on

Friday, June 29th, 2007, 5:20 am

After giving it some thought, Jonathan, the resident millionaire, has decided to stick with the show.

His decision was met with hugs from some of his housemates, and 'best friend Carole was thrilled.

"This is so funny," giggled Carole.

"It's so pathetic," said an embarrassed Jonathan.

But Carole is up for eviction this week. Can Jonathan survive without his co-parent? How will he cope as a single father to all those unruly children in the house?

You have to admire his determination to stick it out though - and DB doesn't like quitters.

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Posted By: daily_blabber on

Thursday, June 28th, 2007, 5:50 am

BB contestant, Jonathan, has asked BB to let him out of the house tomorrow as he is missing his friends and family. The 49-year 'media millionaire' is clearly having a crisis of confidence as he claims he has been reckless and selfish by coming on to the show.

Astonishing really, that he didn't think of that before he applied. DB just doesn't get the 'epiphany' phenomenon. Why, 8 years after this show first aired, do contestants continue to have huge regrets once they actually get into the house? Have they not seen what has gone before them? Do they no know what eejits they make of themselves the minute the walk through those big metal doors?

Jonathan claims he was trying to 'prove himself' by entering the contest...what about hiking across the Saraha in aid of charity, or swimming the channel? That would be a darn sight more rewarding than just getting your vizgog on telly, having some pointless converstions with losers and becoming a z-lister for a couple of months.

DB doens't care whether he leaves or not - he's nowhere near as entertaining as the ball of fury otherwise known as Charley.

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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007, 6:43 am

Housemates lumbered into the diary room to make their nominations in semi-conscious sleep-deprived state in the early hours of yesterday morning.

And the lack of sleep seems to have gone to the housemates' heads, with the twins dancing around like lunatics to their own renditions of their favourite '90s dance tunes, arguments left right and centre (nothing new there), and Carole offering the odd disorientated 'wha?' and 'yeah' to passing conversations while fighting heavy eyelids.

And this week's nominations are:

Carole
Billi
Tracey

With the general consensus being that Carole's too tetchy, Tracey needs to drop her throw back raving catchphrases like 'deal wiv it' and ''ave it', and Billi has shifty eyes.   

Harsh.

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Monday, June 25th, 2007, 4:19 am

Oh how DB laughed hearing about this week's sleep deprivation task for the BB housemates, who must stay awake for a total of 60 hours in order to win a luxury shopping budget for next week.

To add more woe to their already onerous task BB read bedtime stories like Goldilocks and the three bears to the sleepy housemates before making them nominate at 4am this morning!

The house has been decked out with bean bags and duvets and the housemates must remain 'dressed for bed' in PJs until the task is completed.

Jonathan said, 'This is cruel. I bet it will make good viewing though. I can see some serious rows kicking off'. Well done BB that's exactly what we want to tune in for.

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Friday, June 22nd, 2007, 3:56 am

The bookies have paid out on bets that Ziggy and Chanelle have finally slept together, even though Channel 4 is denying it happened (yawn).

The gruesome twosome reportedly did the deed in the early hours of yesterday morning. Chanelle spent the night topless in his bed and Ziggy was caught on camera pulling his boxer shorts up...I'm bored already, but apparently that's entertainment folks!

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