The Open Toe Shoe Pledge - Summers Here!
i had to share this with you all...its such a blast!
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The Open Toe Shoe Pledge
Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!!
I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below...
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood,
I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
*I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not budge out between the straps.
*I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
*I will sand down any mounds of skin before they! turn hard and yellow.
*I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
* I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
*If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
*I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
*I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
*I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
*I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
*I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals. Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters
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