Stop whatever you're doing...
There's still a fair few wars going on around the world, we're about to enter into a global recession, and we keep being told that if we don't stop using so many plastic carrier bags the planet is going to over-heat and blow up.
But the real news gripping everyone this morning is the earth-shattering revelation that Victoria Beckham has a new haircut!
Not your standard women's haircut (sit in a chair for a couple of hours, get it washed, bit of a blow dry and hand over £100), Posh has gone the whole hog and had it chopped off so she looks like a boy.
She paraded her new Barnet during the launch of her new clothing line at New York Fashion week.
Seen here holding hands with Jennifer Lopez (not sure why), the reduced weight on the top of her head appears to have eased the pressure on her brain, resulting in an unusually frank admission...
She said: 'I was never going to be the world's best singer, but I hope I can be a good designer.'
Well, you're half right love.
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