No men please, I'm Usher
Believe it or not, it's a constant struggle being Usher.
Yes, he's a schmoove R 'n' B sex god Mr Lover man who lurves the ladies. (And is also married with a kid but don't mention that)...
The daily problem he is faced with, however, is how to keep all the ladies of the world happy at the same time.
It's a tricky conundurum, I think you'll agree.
But, thankfully, he has started to address the problem by organising a tour 'for women only' to promote his new album.
With one hand on his crotch, he said: 'There's only a few artists that can pull that off.
'I feel like I've had such a connection with my audience. This album, I felt like, was definitely the type of one that was more intimate. So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women?'
Randy old so and so.
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