Madge spits her dummy at birthday party
I suppose we shouldn't be too surprised to hear that, according to reports, Madonna went all sulky at her recent 50th birthday bash.
We've all been there: little girl has birthday party, wears her favourite frilly dress, gets loads of presents, eats loads of jelly and ice cream, but then has a little tantrum when she doesn't win pass the parcel.
And while it is unclear who emerged victorious in the pass the parcel stakes last week, it would seem Madge was a bit browned off by the people who failed to show up.
Reports suggest Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney - who were both expected to attend - were among a number of celebs washing their hair instead.
According to The Mirror, Madonna told her guests in a speech: 'I'm really disappointed. There are a lot of people who are not here tonight, but thanks to everyone who did make it.'
Great way to make your guests feel wanted Madge...
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