Posh polo types say nay to Jordan
Karl Marx and John Major are among figures from the annuls of history who have spoken of a 'classless society' and, while it's fair to say there's not much in the way of class when it comes to Jordan, the enormous breasted one has unwittingly sparked the debate once again.
Poor old Jordan really likes horseys and really really wants to join in with all the posh types prancing around in jodhpurs and talking about their au pairs but, it would seem, they're not that keen on her.
Mrs Andre wanted to 'be seen' at a prestigious society polo event recently - The Cartier International at Windsor - and even dipped into her new money to the tune of £6,000 for a table.
But she was left disappointed when, according to the BBC, she was told by organisers she was 'not the type they wanted there'.
Ouch.
A devastated Jordan said: 'It's pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I am, I'm also a glamour model. That embarrassed them.
'All my life I've been surrounded by horses, I earned my pocket money sweeping out stables.
'I've even been invited to take part in the Horse of the Year Show.'
Well she'd get my vote.
Seriously, I'm finding it tough taking sides on this one.
Either I go with the elitist toffs who live off daddy's money and think the likes of Jordan were born to serve them Pimm's or I go with the orange-skinned air head who has come into a bit of money herself and therefore wants to join them.
Really can't decide...
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