Abi's kiss and tell doesn't cause a frenzy
Rarely a day goes by without a Z-list celebrity releasing a book designed to boost their profile. And, almost without fail, said publication is not worth the paper it's written on.
It's a grubby little process - even by today's standards - with the reality show contestant/glamour model/footballer/footballer's wife (delete as applicable) shamelessly and desperately promoting their latest piece of 'me' advertising.
Which is why it was refreshing to read that one of the most pointless celebrities ever to walk the earth, Abi Titmuss, attracted a grand audience of three for the launch of her book The Secret Diaries Of Abigail Titmuss this week.
Apparently, it's all about who she's slept with and that kind of thing. So presumably just a really really long list of men's names...
Abi's rather disappointing result (she was hoping for double figures) comes a matter of days after that other literary genius, Jordan, dropped the bombshell that she does not, in fact, write the novels that have made her quite a lot of money.
She is quoted as saying: 'I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't.
'I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it. change it and then it goes away to be written.'
Well I never! And here was I thinking we had another JK Rowling on our hands...
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