Jordan The Movie
Let's face it, there's some complete tosh being produced in the world of film these days but if Jordan has her way, we could end up seeing the film to end all films.
Yes, the balloon-chested one is keen to make a movie even more pointless and nauseating than Spice World.
Not only does she want to make a film about her life, she has already decided who should play the lead role!
She said: 'I do really want to do a film about my life. I'm thinking Angelina Jolie could be me and Keanu Reeves for Pete.'
(And presumably Gareth Gates could be in it as himself?)
Apart from Angelina Jolie and Keanu Reaves - not to mention anyone in Hollywood - not having a clue who Jordan is, I foresee two major obstacles in the way of making 'Jordan The Film':
1. Everyone knows the story of her life already
2. No one gives a toss
Having said that, Channel 5 might be interested...
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