Posh puts the record straight
Have you ever thought you had someone sussed and, all of a sudden, they pulled something out of the bag that threw you right off the scent?
Step forward Victoria Beckham.
Apparently, far from being a camera-hogging, attention-seeking preener who has made a career out of pouting in over-priced dresses, poor old Posh is, in fact, a shy and retiring type who really doesn't like all the attention at all.
Well blow me down!
Speaking to Allure magazine, she said: 'I'm not the kind of person that stands there and loves the attention.
'It might look that way, but it makes me very, very nervous.'
Aah, diddums.
She added: 'I don't have a stylist. I deal with that side of things myself. If I need accessories, I'll go get them myself.'
Anyone else detect a faint whiff of bull***t in the air?
Next she'll be telling us she's a tortured soul/manic depressive/flawed genius blah blah blah.
Tomorrow, Jordan speaks to us about how she's actually a total prude and hates wearing revealing outfits.
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