Kate gets some Jerry good advice
If you thought Jerry Springer was merely an American TV host who made his fortune pedalling base-level trash, spawning the likes of Jeremy Kyle in the process, you'd be wrong.
But only just (that is basically what he is).
But jolly old Jerry is also, it has been revealed, a counsellor to the stars, his latest and barely believable subject being Kate Moss.
The Daily Star comic reports that Kate has been seeking words of advice from Jez as she is worried about her friend, Rhys Ifans, who has just split up with Sienna Miller.
'A source' told the paper: 'Jerry has patiently listened to her worries and given her some sterling advice. This unlikely therapy has turned her into a new woman.'
Indeed, Kate was last seen wearing a tatty old shellsuit, heading for the local DSS with a fag hanging from the side of her mouth.
Go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry!
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