Posh to 'turn off her mic' (yes, it was switched on)
In a few years time, when we look back on 2008, we will remember it as being a dark, sorrowful time for music.
Why?
A matter of days after Geri Halliwell delivered the earth shattering news that she has retired from singing, that vocal genius Victoria Beckham has also announced her warbling days are over.
As children sobbed while others threw their arms up to the heavens in despair, Posh declared: 'I'm not going to sing anymore, I'm turning my mic off.'
Rumours are now rife that Gordon Brown will declare a public holiday to commemorate what has been described in some quarters as 'the worst couple of weeks for music lovers everywhere ever'.
Suggestions are that a date in May will be called 'The Day the Music Died Day' from now on.
Thanks for the memories Vic.
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