Nadine lights up
As we all know, the shelf life of a manufactured pop star is far from long-lived.
But some, such as Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle, are swtiched onto this, and are already preparing for life after miming in front of screaming kids and saw dust for dinner.
Indeed, Nadine could teach those fools from the Apprentice a thing or two with her entrepreneurial skill.
Capitalising on what she obviously sees as a thriving market, she is planning to open a chain of candle shops in America.
Genius!
Well, how else are you going to light up your house when it gets dark?
What's that you say?
Electricity?
Hmm...
But, not to be deterred, Nadine is upbeat about the business.
She said: 'I've got my mum to run it while I'm away working with the band.'
To be honest love, a blow-up doll would probably suffice.
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