It's not funny or clever...
Madonna may be approaching her half-century but that doesn't stop her acting like a potty-mouthed youngster while dressing like an S&M-themed hooker.
Very refreshing if you ask me.
With Radio 1's Big Weekend festival being broadcast live before the watershed, one must assume Madge's pre-gig pep talk was along the lines of 'please try not to swear that much your highness'.
But, as my dad would say, the advice clearly went 'in one ear and out the other' as she bounded onto the stage with a suitably sweary rant.
She shouted: 'You guys out there are going to have to start f***ing it up out there 'cos I need to feel some love. I'm going to do an old song. But not too old. F**k the present. Let's Live in the past.'
No, I don't really understand that either (but she did say f**k quite a lot).
To add insult to injury for the millions of viewers sure to be flooding the Points of View mailbox, Madge wore a tight-fitting, low-cut top which, as one newspaper puts it, she 'threatened to topple out of'.
Boobs and swearing.
That's entertainment.
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