You lift me up...
You know your luck's out when you get stuck in a lift.
But if you thought things couldn't get any worse than that, imagine being stuck in a lift in ESSEX!
Surely that is the worst case scenario, I hear you cry.
Now imagine that you are stuck in the lift with nauseating Spice, Geri Haliwell!
That was the terrible ordeal three unsuspecting souls had to endure when a lift jammed at Lakeside shopping centre in Essex at the weekend.
Geri was there doing a signing of her new, totally original and not at all ripped off children's book, and it took firemen an hour to free them.
Three members of the public are now said to be recovering in a psychiatric ward while Geri has moved on to Bluewater to harrass some more young mothers.
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