You're the only gay in the village, your fired!
Another Wednesday night, another opportunity to laugh and point at what is, by far, the best comedy the BBC has to offer.
The Apprentice delivered its usual collection of David Brent-esque gems as Kevin Shaw became the latest moron to be shown the door by Suralan.
As soon as Shaw was appointed leader of the Renaissance team, all bets were off that he would get the boot.
Somehow, his idea of helping to save the environment by selling as many small pieces of worthless cardboard as he could, didn't prove to be a winner.
Following his exit, talk soon turned to his striking resemblance to Little Britain star Matt Lucas, and in particular 'the only gay in the village' Daffyd.
But, displaying all the skills that guided him through his superbly funny sales pitch to Clinton Cards, Shaw said: 'Matt is one of the greatest comics this country has produced for years so it's hardly an insult.'
Hmm.
I think the point is that you resemble a roly poly, balding simpleton.
So it's a bit of an insult I suppose.
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