Oh, Mr Darcy!
It's an occupational hazard when you're a famous film star - everyone wants a piece of you.
But even the most A-list of celebs have certain 'pieces' they wish to keep under wraps.
Which is why housewives' favourite Colin Firth was a little upset when an over zealous fan attempted to take a photo of his 'piece' in the Gents recently.
The incident happened during the interval at a Broadway show.
The 47-year-old told America's Daily Show that he attempted to push the camera away, but admitted 'it's hard to do when you're not entirely in your pants.'
Quite.
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