Orlando's blooming smelly
It would seem that being a great big sex god doesn't make you immune from also being a bit of a smelly herbert.
According to The Metro (so it must be true), Orlando Bloom's missus, model Miranda Kerr, has been forced to take drastic action because he has been skimping on the personal hygiene front.
'A friend' of Kerr's said: 'Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often. Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly.
'He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks.'
Come on Orlando, don't get complacent.
When the pretty face starts going saggy and the beer belly takes over, you'll just be known as 'smelly Orlando'.
But, if you sort yourself out, you could be known as 'nice-smelling Orlando, who used to be really pretty.'
You choose.
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