Alexa Chunder
There was yet another gathering of musicians getting drunk on free plonk and patting each other on the back last night...
...the NME Awards featured the usual procession of gongs being presented, followed by barely audible acceptance 'speeches' and amusing drunken behaviour.
Zzzzzzzz
And, according to reports, it was all a bit much for Alexa Chung - the model turned giggling presenter - who is going out with Arctic Monkeys singer Alex Turner.
The Mirror describes how during some 'romantic slobberings' between the pair, Alexa suddenly pulled away before depositing a pukey present all over his trainers.
Lovely.
The Mirror cites 'a severe bout of food poisoning' as the reason behind Alexa's impromptu chunder.
Nothing to do with the free booze, you understand...
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