Kian Egghead
For years now, I have been willing Westlife to just, well, give up.
There's only so much crap miming on daytime TV a man can take.
Now, thankfully, it would seem God has decided enough is enough and has intervened for the sake of mankind.
The big man upstairs has taken drastic action, and it's poor old Kian Egan who has taken the brunt of it.
Our Kian, you see, is, according to reports, going bald rather quickly.
Indeed, The Mirror reckons he now has 'a shiny bit'.
And you can't have baldies in boy bands.
What a sad end to it all...
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