Paris' strip search humiliation
Paris Hilton has described her time in jail as 'traumatic' and claims that being strip-searched was 'the most humiliating experience of my life'.
Speaking to CNN's Larry King, she said that she believed God made 'everything happen for a reason' and that her time behind bars had changed her.
So we're now supposed to believe that her 23 days in jail have magically turned her into some sort of Mother Theresa, who is desperate to support children, breast cancer sufferers and those with multiple sclerosis. It's a difficult concept for DB to swallow, since Larry King believes her to be in denial about her crime, and she has always maintained that her incarceration was wrong. So why the regilious epiphany?
DB predicts a couple of months of nominal charidee work, followed by all-night partying, dancing on the table with her Chloe frock round her waist, and maybe a bit of DUI...
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